Jo_Jo Dancer's definitions
A deadly morning fart in which the anus quickly opens to release gas and then quickly puckers closed with martial arts like speed and strength. The resulting fart sound perfectly resembles the sound a karate masters hand makes whilst chopping an enemy in the throat and/or abdomen.
-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, something fast and strong just hit me in my neck fat! - did you hit me?"
Male - "Nope... not me..."
-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, there it was a again!"
Male - "If you value your life you'll make me a sandwich... now."
Female - "Ouch, something fast and strong just hit me in my neck fat! - did you hit me?"
Male - "Nope... not me..."
-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, there it was a again!"
Male - "If you value your life you'll make me a sandwich... now."
by Jo_Jo Dancer August 1, 2010
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