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Lactose Cancer
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Lactose Cancer is an
extreme
Variant of Lactose Intolerance.
People
who have it can get
diarrhea
through only smelling milk.
His Lactose Cancer
killed
him after
eating
that yoghurt which
stood
in his room for days.
Lactose Cancer
by
JoJo Pukkie
October 21, 2023
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