João

John can mean many things ...
João means cool
João means god
João means you are the greatest in the whole world
João means smart
João can mean everything good that exists on Earth

Woah your hair its very João

Wow you had a SS+++++ on the teste?!?! You are so João!!

You are a João in this game!! No one can beat you!

There is only one João!!! Dont listen the other religions because they are wrong!