Definitions by Jmyers0422

J. Myers

When a big muscular person forces you against the wall by your throat and starts ferousiously jerking you off. (Similar to how Michael Myers picks people up by the throat and and shoves them against the wall.)

"The other day I paid this Goth Dommy Mommy to give me the J. Myers and I couldn't feel my legs for a week bro"

J. Myers by Jmyers0422 May 1, 2026