Fernando somehow gets all the girls. Thinks he has the best taste in music and can't keep a relationship for more than two weeks. Born and raised in Mexico he started his life in Australia when he swam from Mexico to the AU. Insecure about his dick size so if you say to Fernando he has a small dick watch out he hates facts. Fernando won't shut the fuck up until you agree with him he is a stubborn man whore. Watch out he will suck toes.
Girl- "omg Fernando you're so hot let's be boyfriend and girlfirend"
Fernando" omg lets go relationship goals "
Two weeks later
Fernando " yeah we can just be friends right"
Fernando" omg lets go relationship goals "
Two weeks later
Fernando " yeah we can just be friends right"
by Jimmy aye14 September 09, 2019