Jimmy Rollins's definitions

NRS

Losing ones virginity in a wooded area that contains poison ivy, resulting in an itchy penis. Usually performed in a public area in an act of desperacy. Not to be confused with crabs although sometimes they are mutually exclusive. Often results from the excessive consumption of fruity pebbles beer.

My friend Nick pulled a NRS and now he can't stop scratching his crotch.

by Jimmy Rollins December 30, 2007