Definitions by Jimmy Jams 2.7
James France
A mythical creature known for maximum confidence and minimum effort. Commonly identified by a diet consisting entirely of convenience foods, a deep belief that the world owes him something, and an uncanny ability to avoid responsibility. Said to have migrated from North Carolina to Ohio after local residents became exhausted from fact-checking his stories. Most often found on dating sites describing himself as “athletic” while getting winded walking to the mailbox
James France by Jimmy Jams 2.7 June 18, 2026