1 definition by Jimmy Christian
The most douchy sounding name a faggatron could ever possess. Most likely a swag-fag from the mid-west trying to find meaning in his life and attempting to distinguish himself by wearing exactly what every other swag-fag wears. Acts black but is most likely white. The human vibrator for white trash women also trying to find meaning in their life. (Read other definitions of self bolstering for examples of maximum faggatory)
Individual A: Hey who is that guy wearing the "Obey" hat going around attempting to grope chicks?
Individual B: Oh thats just Blaise
Individual A: He looks like a douche with that haircut, and everyone keeps moving away from him slowly yet he keeps acting creepy.
Individual B: Thats just how he is.
Individual A: What's wrong with him?
Individual B: Something Freudian most likely
Individual A: The way he talks you'd think he has Cerebral Palsy or something
Individual B: Oh God he's coming over here.
Blaise: Sup Faggots, see that chick over there? (points to cum dumpster) Yeah, she just blew me in the back. I bet you guys wish you could be this OG, but if you ever do attempt to ride this dick to swag-topia I'll kick the shit out of you lil haterz. I mean seriously, how much do you bench? I'm benching like 320-340 right now. Y'all wish you could be me, thats the only reason you hatin. I'm out! *walks away*
Individual A: I honestly feel bad for him. He's so skinny... Should we let him keep living in this fantasy.
Individual B: Thats what the doctor said at the assembly.
Individual B: Oh thats just Blaise
Individual A: He looks like a douche with that haircut, and everyone keeps moving away from him slowly yet he keeps acting creepy.
Individual B: Thats just how he is.
Individual A: What's wrong with him?
Individual B: Something Freudian most likely
Individual A: The way he talks you'd think he has Cerebral Palsy or something
Individual B: Oh God he's coming over here.
Blaise: Sup Faggots, see that chick over there? (points to cum dumpster) Yeah, she just blew me in the back. I bet you guys wish you could be this OG, but if you ever do attempt to ride this dick to swag-topia I'll kick the shit out of you lil haterz. I mean seriously, how much do you bench? I'm benching like 320-340 right now. Y'all wish you could be me, thats the only reason you hatin. I'm out! *walks away*
Individual A: I honestly feel bad for him. He's so skinny... Should we let him keep living in this fantasy.
Individual B: Thats what the doctor said at the assembly.
by Jimmy Christian May 27, 2014