Definitions by Jim S

Face like a par 3 tee box 

A very ugly person possibly having bad acne scars that resemble divits in the grass of a golf course. Since an iron is primarily used on a par 3 tee the divits are worse than on longer holes

You've got a face like a par 3 tee box

Face like a par 3 tee box by Jim S September 10, 2005