permi d

Its when you have perminent diarrhoea. Basically when you spend all day on the shitter due to the fact that theres a constant flow of liquid. Can last for days.

charlie- "you comin out tonight geez?"
jim- "Nah, got a harsh case of permi d mate. Not gonna be able to leave the house for days"

by Jim Hand April 08, 2007

murph

Its when you take a dirty great big shit!

I am gona have to go and have a murph, got a serious turtle head.

by Jim Hand April 10, 2007

ring burn

Intense burning sensation when you take a turd. Usually caused after a hot curry, heavy night out on the piss or just the squits.

Apparently Jims still got 3rd degree ring burn!

by Jim Hand April 08, 2007