Jim Birtwisle's definitions

Scatch

A sub-standard beach game involving two small round velcro pads strapped flat against the palm of the hand and a fluffy tennis ball. It took the British beach holiday by storm in the nineties until it's flaws came to light. These being that the pads were useless if they came into contact with sand and the ball likewise with water. There were many children left dissapointed with Scatch, I was one of them.

Look at those two kids over there, their Scatch isn't working either!

by Jim Birtwisle March 14, 2008

Dr Beak's Chicken

Possibly the worst name for a fried chicken restaurant I have ever known. It exists somewhere in London, although I can't remember exactly where. If anyone has a photo, please add it.

'Hey dude, I'm starving'

'Let's head down to Dr Beak's Chicken and get some wings'

'Are you crazy?'

by Jim Birtwisle January 12, 2008