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Definitions by Jetroid

Tig Ol' Bitties 

When you see titties so big you have to put books in our lap.
You often can't believe your eyes.

They have a Double D guarantee; in a contest they'd win first prize.

Most likely to be fake.
Your Favourite Martian: 'Are there any new girls, 9's or 10's? Hopin' a few hotties had moved from other cities'

AND THEN IN WALKED THIS GIRL WITH TIG OL' BITTIES!
Tig Ol' Bitties by Jetroid November 29, 2011