Definitions by Jessimakhanaka Margameateater

schmiggle schmat to the face 

When one takes a penis into the mouth in a rythmic motion back and forth then schmacks (smacks) one in the face with the aforementioned penis. Cuming in the hair is optional.

Last night I got a schmiggle schmat to the face, and it resulted in a burgundy! I was so pissed!

schmiggle schmat to the face by Jessimakhanaka Margameateater September 5, 2010