1 definition by Jessica Gloria
Located on the summit of Mount Foraker, USA. They keep lions in their kitchen to ward off police and Health Inspectors and to keep their privacy from people who somehow managed to get there. The restaurant is only accessible by rich people with personal jets.
At Steak 'n Shake, the only option on the food menu is steak. You are required, upon receiving the steak, to shake it at any nearby customer. You are then to proceed to place the steak on the plate, and to smash the plate to the ground. You may order steak sauce on the side and this is to be rubbed on any nearby person or yourself. If you ever attempt to eat the steak you will be slapped and given an extra $10 charge on the bill.
At Steak 'n Shake, the only option on the food menu is steak. You are required, upon receiving the steak, to shake it at any nearby customer. You are then to proceed to place the steak on the plate, and to smash the plate to the ground. You may order steak sauce on the side and this is to be rubbed on any nearby person or yourself. If you ever attempt to eat the steak you will be slapped and given an extra $10 charge on the bill.
"Have you been to Steak 'n Shake man?"
"Yeah, Sir Henry and I took my jet there, the lions are quite threatening about keeping the place in order and under wraps."
"The fuck? I was talking about the new burger joint down the street that just opened up."
"Ohh... You heard nothing of this."
"Okay...?"
"Yeah, Sir Henry and I took my jet there, the lions are quite threatening about keeping the place in order and under wraps."
"The fuck? I was talking about the new burger joint down the street that just opened up."
"Ohh... You heard nothing of this."
"Okay...?"
by Jessica Gloria June 14, 2018