Jeremy lin's definitions

german strawberry

When you mix a German snpier and a strawberry shortcake. You do doggy style. Spit on her back Pull it out punch her in the nose and cum in her eye and face and

mix

Joe: I gave that bitch a German strawberry last night
Jimmy: damn how is she?
Joe: her left eye is blind and got a bloody nose

by Jeremy lin December 23, 2013

jismslap

the act of cumming into your hand and slapping your partners butt during sex (preferably in the doggy-style position)

bro 1: bro....i jismslapped my girlfriend last night. It was so hot....

bro 2: what a boss.....

by jeremy lin March 19, 2012