2 definitions by Jeremy Plume

Girlfriend Catcher

A Girlfriend Catcher, is someone who does NOT have sucess with the ladies. Typically, they have never dated a girl ever, and never even flirt. Can also be known as being green. Not to be confused with being homosexual.

Sarcastically: "Oh Well, You're Quite The Girlfriend Catcher, arn't you?"

by Jeremy Plume May 26, 2008

Fat Breath

Fat Breath, when one is potbellied, blubbery , plump, voluptuous, weighty, double-chinned, corpulent, jowly, pudgy, tubby, roly-poly, fattish, fleshy, portly, stout or chunky. Typically means that the individual either:
1. Has the odor of rancid lard

Or

2. Is fat in general, and is used as a nic-name.

"Hey Fat Breath, did you want to upsize your fries?"

by Jeremy Plume May 28, 2008