Jeremy Douglas's definitions

Robjitsu

A form of Martial Art where the practitioner can perform any move mentioned but can't show you right now because he is not in training.

Did you see the three metre backsault splice kick the guy did to win the Intergalactic Martial Arts competition?

Yeah, i can do that.

Show Me!!

I would, but im not in training.

Man, your a master of Robjitsu!!

by Jeremy Douglas August 14, 2011

cock smoker

someone who is a complete idiot.

john is a cock smoker, he couldn't answer one question correctly.

by Jeremy Douglas September 8, 2008

felationship

The next level in a bromance. Generally once this level is reached the bromance stops being a bromance and becomes "aaaand we're gay"

They're bromance is now a felationship, since John started sucking Tim off.

by Jeremy Douglas May 11, 2016