Jennifiend's definitions

suck-fucktard

refers to a person who is fucked up and acting like a retard, and really, really sucks.

Jane: "Oh my god, DeeDee was being a total suck-fucktard last night! I was so embarrassed to be seen with her."

Betty: "Yeah, she has the tendency to behave that way."

by Jennifiend April 20, 2007

easter-pig

An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marker eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.

Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"

Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"

by Jennifiend December 24, 2008