Definitions by Jenko Iz Legend

Hoofin' 

Used when describing a member of the opposite sex that is either fat, or unattractive.

"Holy shit, that girl is hoofin'! Yeah we better man the harpoons real quick"

"I got drunk last night and had sex with this girl that was hoofin' real bad"

Hoofin' by Jenko Iz Legend October 19, 2008