Definitions by Jekyll Island

clownsumer 

(n). An American consumer that buys unnecessary things on credit they shouldn't have in the first place.

Man, my next door neighbor is such a clownsumer. He bought a brand new Hummer and a Corvette with a HELOC he took out on his house, and he only makes $40k a year.

clownsumer by Jekyll Island December 9, 2008