Definitions by Jeffrey Day

Country Crammer 

The act of forcefully shoving a greasy fried chicken leg into a female's vagina for personal or mutual pleasure. Degree of pleasure directly correlates to the darkness of skin.

"While I was fucking Shaniqua in the ass, I gave her the country crammer and she squirted all over the place! Then we had dinner."

Country Crammer by Jeffrey Day January 30, 2007

Milkshake

When a woman continues to have sex with a man after he has ejaculated, churning his ejected semen into a thick, white froth.

"Man, she got me off in thirty seconds, but her milkshake kept me up for another 2 hours!"

Milkshake by Jeffrey Day January 28, 2007