Jefferson H.N.'s definitions
(proper noun). A fragrance popular with Trans-Siberian transsexual fuckboys, this cheap body oil combines the erotic scents of placenta, fresh plastic, stale newports, chin vomit and days old lubricant.
by Jefferson H.N. November 3, 2011
Get the Eaux deKalmug. (n.) A complete whore who regularly has sex with multiple men, shuffling back and forth from streetcurb to dumpsite. A slut. A filthy, cum gurgling, diesel guzzling machine whose sole function is to be a high-capacity sperm recepticle and conduit of cast-away semen. Any slackjawed, bucktooth, googly-eyed, semen hungry fuck socket may qualify. Phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever be.
Did you see that nasty skank smoking newports topless in a mini-skirt and combat boots? Dag G! What a cumdumptruck!
On the other side of every glory hole is a cumdumptruck.
On the other side of every glory hole is a cumdumptruck.
by Jefferson H.N. November 3, 2011
Get the Cumdumptruckmug.