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Jeff Segelke's definitions
Smurf Kiss
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is
when you
are taking a crap in a porto shitter
and the
splashes up and touches
your ass
!
My white
underwear
were blue
from a
smurf kiss.
by
Jeff Segelke
March 10, 2008
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