Definitions by Jeff Higbee

reamed by ricockulousness 

A special situation in which you get shot down because some scrawny pansy who's too busy with flowers to find his sexuality comes into the picture. Also: being screwed over to the point of laughter because you realize how dumb people can be

reamed by ricockulousness by Jeff Higbee September 2, 2003

contracoction 

Like a contradiction, but more extreme and outlandish

That's a performative contracoction

contracoction by Jeff Higbee July 30, 2003