Jeff Higbee's definitions

reamed by ricockulousness

A special situation in which you get shot down because some scrawny pansy who's too busy with flowers to find his sexuality comes into the picture. Also: being screwed over to the point of laughter because you realize how dumb people can be

by Jeff Higbee September 2, 2003

contracoction

Like a contradiction, but more extreme and outlandish

That's a performative contracoction

by Jeff Higbee July 30, 2003