Jeff Fowler's definitions

Mid Goggles

The phenomenon that occurs to male Midshipmen at the United States Naval Academy, where in extended stay on said premises, causes a dramatic decrease in one’s standards of women. This often results in very marketable males, “hooking up” with ugly females.
Synonyms: Desperation, Vag Drought, Sausage Over-Exposure

" Dude why did W.T.Door hook up with that ugly fat chick?"
" He's been here so long his Mid Goggles have gotten real bad."

by Jeff Fowler January 5, 2009