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niggonometry

The process of selling dope to your teacher so you can pass the class without knowing the material.

Gangsta 1: Daymn! How'd you pass this math class? You can't even divide!
Gangsta 2: Son, im using niggonometry.

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When you stay around to fuck a girl, but then leave the next morning while she's sleeping.

Sally: How'd that date with John last night go?
Mary: It was great untill I woke up this morning, turns out he was a fleaver!

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