Jed Wards's definitions

GAHOY

Acronym for:

Get
A
Hold
Of
Yourself

Should be used in substitution of the entire phrase, either in all caps as "GAHOY" or simply as an actual word "gahoy".

You're friend is going off the deep end on a wild tangent to your conversation and you tell him, "You need to gahoy."

You're friend is doing something in extreme, maybe eating an entire pizza, or obsessing about a girl. Tell him to "gahoy."

You're friend is drunk and OOC, crossing the line with his or her behavior. As a friend you need to step in and assert, "Gahoy!"

by Jed Wards April 4, 2011

pervspective

A portmanteau that represents the male point of view some, most, or all of the time. The percentages can always be debated, but yes, there are many men that think this way often. Of course, this pervspective is shared between men and women both, but possibly expressed less often by females, or less frequently in mixed company.

Anytime someone expressly or impliedly infers a dirty pun where it wasn't intended, the comment comes from that person's pervspective.

Person A:
"Those were some of the sloppiest tacos and best tacos I have ever made. Nailed it."

Person B:
"Haha, nailing sloppy tacos, good one!"

by Jed Wards December 8, 2012