JazzHampton's definitions

Elvi

A deranged creature of mass porportions. Often seen with a bottle of liquor in one hand and an 8-ball of coke in the other. At night you can hear the otherwordly screech of an Elvi on the hunt for a piece of ass.

"Shhh, you here that?! Elvi is on the prowl! Lock the door and stay quiet!"

by JazzHampton October 18, 2017