Jayme B. Thompson's definitions

Pussy Wrapped Around Your Neck

This is what happens when you are born. (It's your mom's pussy) Unless you were a c-section birth.

Guy 1: You ever have pussy wrapped around your neck?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: What were ya, an asshole baby?

by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

Penicular Manslaughter

The act of fornicating someone to death.

Guy 1: How was it?
Guy 2: I killed her.
Guy 1: Tore the pussy up huh?
Guy 2: No, she's dead.
Guy 1: Penicular Manslaughter huh? When's the wake?

by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

Butt Numbies

The act of putting cocaine in ones inner rectum. Causeing numbness.

I gave my cat a butt numby!
or
Butt Numbies are my cats favorite!

by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

White Stuff on Dog Shit

The white matter that forms on dog shit after it sits for a spell.

The white stuff on dog shit is shit too.

by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

Meat-Necklace

The act of wrapping ones cock around a second parties neck. A.K.A. Cock Noose

Isaac missed me so much I gave him a meat-necklace with a ball locket that had a picture of us lighting farts in it.

by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011