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Lavalamping

Lava-lamping
Pronunciation: \ ˈlä-və-ˌlamp-iŋ \
Part of speech: Verb
Definition: to fill a partner’s rectum with piss. Then requiring that no contents shall be spilled as you aggressively thrust into your sweet little piss bottle until you climatically erupt your lava inside them.

“As long as we skip the asparagus and stay hydrated, I might just agree to some lavalamping tonight!”

by Jay writes smutty things January 30, 2026