Definitions by Jay Kaufman

slippery sailor 

1. Extremely drunk. Usually in such a way that you're all wobbly at the knees and doing your best to stand up. Akin to a sailor on a ship deck being washed with large waves during rough seas doing his best to stay on his feet.

"He was so bloody pissed last night he was doing the slippery sailor!"

slippery sailor by Jay Kaufman July 20, 2007