Definitions by Jay Grey, PhD
The Stan
The act of cocking one leg on a table whilst masturbating. Preferably whilst wearing exceptionally tight football shorts, one testicle hanging out of the leg, the penis protruding from the other.
"Oh my god, what's that guy doing in front of that floor to ceiling window!?"
"Chillax, bro, he's just doing The Stan."
"Chillax, bro, he's just doing The Stan."
The Stan by Jay Grey, PhD March 16, 2009