Jay Fitzgerald's definitions

Zoombie

Someone who suffers from exhaustion and other trance like symptoms after attending multiple Zoom meetings in a compressed span of time.

I tried to talk to Claire but I realized she was a Zoombie, after going to ten Zoom meetings in just one day.

by Jay Fitzgerald April 7, 2020

Smokebooking

To smoke heavily while simultaneously posting and/or reading Facebook.

We couldn't find Mary anywhere but then realized she was out the back porch smokebooking.

by Jay Fitzgerald December 25, 2018