Definitions by Jay Fitzgerald

Zoombie

Someone who suffers from exhaustion and other trance like symptoms after attending multiple Zoom meetings in a compressed span of time.

I tried to talk to Claire but I realized she was a Zoombie, after going to ten Zoom meetings in just one day.

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To smoke heavily while simultaneously posting and/or reading Facebook.

We couldn't find Mary anywhere but then realized she was out the back porch smokebooking.

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