Definitions by Jaster Mereel

Benny Hat 

Any head garment that makes you look like a retard/spaz/idiot. Named after Benny Hawkins on the 1980's UK soap opera Crossroads. Who was a bit special and never took his friggin hat off.

"Look at that guy he's sporting a reet proper Benny Hat"

Benny Hat by Jaster Mereel July 14, 2015

Jesus Zombie Day 

Easter to us mere mortals. The day he became the living dead

Jaster had a nice Jesus Zombie Day with no shot gun in sight

Jesus Zombie Day by Jaster Mereel May 15, 2007