Jason Veenman's definitions

UCBFICBF

UCBFICBF: acronym for you can't be fucked I can't be fucked
A blended extension acronym for an Australian colonialism you cant be bothered I can't be bothered
UCBF: acronym for You Can't Be Fucked.

An extension of Australian colloquialism for You Can't Be Bothered

Antacronym (antonym for opposite acronym) for ICBF: Acronym for I can't be fucked

An extension of Australian colloquialism for I Can't Be Bothered

Basis of blended antacronyms UCBF and ICBF which form UCBFICBF

By Jason Veenman

IF UCBFICBF going to the supermarket let's get takeout for dinner tonight or maybe hit a restaurant

by Jason Veenman November 29, 2025

Absofuckyesalutely

1 Absolutely, fuck yes

2. Fuck yes, absolutely

Made up by me Jason Veenman,
Mermandamus2018
(Special mention Joanne Rayner)

I Absofuckyesalutely will do that for sure

Can you count on me,?Absofuckyesalutely you can count on me it a no brainer.

by Jason Veenman May 14, 2019

cockssage

Cockssage (propounced :çock-sar-j) is a massage given with a cock instead of the hands

A massage given with a cock (pens) used to deliver the massage directly to the area of the cockssageè (person receiving the cockssage) instead of other more traditional techniques such as massage given with the hands.

Guees what Dave,? She said I gave her the best cockssage she ever had . I guess my technique is improving or it might have been the viagra. I'm not sure

by Jason Veenman May 20, 2019

Absofucknotalutely

1. Absoutlet fuck not

Invented by Jason Veenman

I am absofucknotalutely going anywhere near that stinky pile of manure

You're absofucknotaloutely coming with me ever again after that terrible display of behabiour

by Jason Veenman May 18, 2019