Jason Veenman's definitions

shouldn't've

shouldn't've should not have, shouldn't have is a word invented in Upwey, Victoria, Australia on 15th August 2018 by Jason Veenman following fabricating an axe handle from a canoe oar. The handle broke with the first strike of the splitter axe to the target wood upon which Jason remarked "I shouldn't've bothered. I'm going to buy a proper axe from the hardware store"

I shouldn't've given all my lunch to that homeless man. Now I'm hungry and I done have my wallet.

by Jason Veenman August 14, 2018

cockssage

Cockssage (propounced :çock-sar-j) is a massage given with a cock instead of the hands

A massage given with a cock (pens) used to deliver the massage directly to the area of the cockssageè (person receiving the cockssage) instead of other more traditional techniques such as massage given with the hands.

Guees what Dave,? She said I gave her the best cockssage she ever had . I guess my technique is improving or it might have been the viagra. I'm not sure

by Jason Veenman May 20, 2019

UCBFICBF

UCBFICBF: acronym for you can't be fucked I can't be fucked
A blended extension acronym for an Australian colonialism you cant be bothered I can't be bothered
UCBF: acronym for You Can't Be Fucked.

An extension of Australian colloquialism for You Can't Be Bothered

Antacronym (antonym for opposite acronym) for ICBF: Acronym for I can't be fucked

An extension of Australian colloquialism for I Can't Be Bothered

Basis of blended antacronyms UCBF and ICBF which form UCBFICBF

By Jason Veenman

IF UCBFICBF going to the supermarket let's get takeout for dinner tonight or maybe hit a restaurant

by Jason Veenman November 29, 2025

Absofucknotalutely

1. Absoutlet fuck not

Invented by Jason Veenman

I am absofucknotalutely going anywhere near that stinky pile of manure

You're absofucknotaloutely coming with me ever again after that terrible display of behabiour

by Jason Veenman May 18, 2019