Jason Veenman's definitions

shouldn't've

shouldn't've should not have, shouldn't have is a word invented in Upwey, Victoria, Australia on 15th August 2018 by Jason Veenman following fabricating an axe handle from a canoe oar. The handle broke with the first strike of the splitter axe to the target wood upon which Jason remarked "I shouldn't've bothered. I'm going to buy a proper axe from the hardware store"

I shouldn't've given all my lunch to that homeless man. Now I'm hungry and I done have my wallet.

by Jason Veenman August 14, 2018

UCBFICBF

UCBFICBF: acronym for you can't be fucked I can't be fucked
A blended extension acronym for an Australian colonialism you cant be bothered I can't be bothered
UCBF: acronym for You Can't Be Fucked.

An extension of Australian colloquialism for You Can't Be Bothered

Antacronym (antonym for opposite acronym) for ICBF: Acronym for I can't be fucked

An extension of Australian colloquialism for I Can't Be Bothered

Basis of blended antacronyms UCBF and ICBF which form UCBFICBF

By Jason Veenman

IF UCBFICBF going to the supermarket let's get takeout for dinner tonight or maybe hit a restaurant

by Jason Veenman November 29, 2025

Absofuckyesalutely

1 Absolutely, fuck yes

2. Fuck yes, absolutely

Made up by me Jason Veenman,
Mermandamus2018
(Special mention Joanne Rayner)

I Absofuckyesalutely will do that for sure

Can you count on me,?Absofuckyesalutely you can count on me it a no brainer.

by Jason Veenman May 14, 2019

Absofucknotalutely

1. Absoutlet fuck not

Invented by Jason Veenman

I am absofucknotalutely going anywhere near that stinky pile of manure

You're absofucknotaloutely coming with me ever again after that terrible display of behabiour

by Jason Veenman May 18, 2019