Definitions by Jason Holly

scuzzstache 

Any form of facial hair consisting predominantly of sparsely distributed short and coarse hairs, usually dark in color. Named for the quality of character typical exhibited by those who brandish such a look.

"Did you see the little scuzzstache Chip has going?"

"Yeah, it's no wonder he had his V-Card until he was 28."

scuzzstache by Jason Holly April 26, 2008