76th Base

Oddly enough, 76th base is nothing more then a candle lit dinner in a cliched romantic destination. I know, what a let down.

Man 1: Dude, I heard you took your girlfriend to Paris.
Man 2: Yeah, we got to 76th base at an Italian restaurant by the Eiffel Tower.
Man 1: Oh well that's sweet... you fuck her after?
Man 2: No.
Man 1: Puss

by Jason "Reckless" Pavlick June 19, 2010

57th base

The act of fucking all ancestors and descendants of one person, all at once, attaining a level of nirvana previously unseen, except for one night October of 1929. The shock wave was so great, the stock market crashed. Lots of whipped cream must also be involved.

Dude, I got to 57th base last night, and I fucked JFK and Queen Victoria. It was insane.

by Jason "Reckless" Pavlick May 30, 2009