Definitions by Jaques Clouseau

BAFF 

Bad Ass Father Fucker

Did you see Joleen dl that backflip? Yeah Joleen is a total BAFF!

BAFF by Jaques Clouseau December 16, 2021

Rusty Fishhook 

When a man eats out a woman’s booty hole, while simultaneously fingering her cooter. There are two versions of this orgasmic sexual experience: 1) Barbed (i.e., long fingernails) and 2) Barbless (i.e., clipped fingernails).

Dude! My roommate Steve gave his girlfriend a rusty fishhook last night!

Rusty Fishhook by Jaques Clouseau February 14, 2019