Karen is total fucking bitch. Her husband wants to leave her but he is in constant death threat. This why he is constantly working outside in the yard. She wears 80s workout gear just to show off her saggy ass and creepily big unflumtuous rack. Everyone knows how she’s total fucking whore bitch ass nigga in any kinda store. Literally no one likes Karen except for Jennifer and Jill who secretly scissor during book club. They’re not smooth about it. Karen fucking shave your legs it’s been two months. Her bonions are popping out of her skin. Walmart is her best and worst friend. No explanation needed.
by Jaquan’s Glock November 25, 2021
Legend says that the Aztec tribe worshiped the sheer size of this mutha fucka’s cock. Thou who darith to suckith of hath penis yields an eternity of punishment and torcher. Some faggits jack off to this mans because he so Fuggin horny in his ass. His body count is more than the GDP of all of North America. When he walks in the room the essence of his massive shlong is known to cause blindness, deafness, heart attacks, erectile dysfunctions, life threateningly high amounts of hormones, herpes disease, brain damage, COVID-19, and pleasure. Ahhhhh it’s Gabe worry not a bit more little nigga!!
“Gabe is Enough said”
by Jaquan’s Glock November 24, 2021