Definitions by Jamie Soar the Geek

NEDs 

The Scottish government's attempt at growing a totally loyal army of luminous teenagers who self - destruct after 20 years of illegal substances / women. Speak in own dialect derived from shetland, but with made - up swearwords.

Oh nut ya bam! Dinnae call me a NED or I'll pap ye and brick yer ma!

NEDs by Jamie Soar the Geek October 7, 2003