Definitions by James big pimpin Kummerow

Eero 

A piece of shit app that your fuckhead parents use when they don’t want you on ur phone. It is such a pain in the fucking ass as it can be done randomly to any device connected to ur Wi-Fi. If you want to become a deadbeat dad this is a great first step as ur children will no longer love you ass you have become a fucking loser taking ur children off the internet. Also it is so simple to use as it can be put on a fucking iPad for fucks sake. So remember parents become the person you hate and download eero now.

Say ur about to finish that level in some video game u have have been sweating ur ass off and once ur about to finish it that cocsucking mother fucking app Eero kicks in and all ur progress is lost.

Eero by James big pimpin Kummerow June 1, 2024