Definitions by James Weatherley

Vegemite 

An inferior, colonial, version of the one true toastular spread Marmite.

Those convicts don't realise the powers that they are meddling with. Attempting to recreate the magic of Marmite could bring about a universal cataclysm. Thankfully they can only manage to construct a poor knock-off, vegemite, that poses no danger.

Vegemite by James Weatherley October 29, 2006