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South Carolina was the state to officially begin the American Civil War. On April 12, 1861, Confederate troops fired on Fort Sumter in South Carolina's Charleston Harbor. In legitimate academic settings, this event is used to mark the beginning of the American Civil War.
Racism and bigotry is still alive and well within South Carolina. It never left its Confederate (secessionist), mindset, even in the current day that this definition is being written. Do not move here if you are openly gay, trans, obviously of middle eastern decent, or a dark-skinned minority.
Pre-Covid-19 pandemic, South Carolina was on many official lists as the 12th-15th placed state within the United States of America with an overall poor quality of living. This is due to a South Carolinian mindset that, "the state was never able to recover after the Civil War.". In a post-pandemic American economy, South Carolina is rapidly becoming one of the top 10 worst states to live in (according to official American economic figures). As of 2023, rural South Carolina is quickly resembling a third world country, if it did not already resemble so. The average South Carolinian would probably blame the post-pandemic state of things on President Biden as well as the aforementioned Civil War "issue".
Due to these circumstances, South Carolina is the largest trailer park in the world. South Carolina is North Carolina's dirty, alcoholic, toothless, fentanyl addicted fraternal twin.
Racism and bigotry is still alive and well within South Carolina. It never left its Confederate (secessionist), mindset, even in the current day that this definition is being written. Do not move here if you are openly gay, trans, obviously of middle eastern decent, or a dark-skinned minority.
Pre-Covid-19 pandemic, South Carolina was on many official lists as the 12th-15th placed state within the United States of America with an overall poor quality of living. This is due to a South Carolinian mindset that, "the state was never able to recover after the Civil War.". In a post-pandemic American economy, South Carolina is rapidly becoming one of the top 10 worst states to live in (according to official American economic figures). As of 2023, rural South Carolina is quickly resembling a third world country, if it did not already resemble so. The average South Carolinian would probably blame the post-pandemic state of things on President Biden as well as the aforementioned Civil War "issue".
Due to these circumstances, South Carolina is the largest trailer park in the world. South Carolina is North Carolina's dirty, alcoholic, toothless, fentanyl addicted fraternal twin.
Person 1 from New Jersey: I'm moving to South Carolina!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1 from New Jersey: Um...Myrtle Beach?
Person 2: I would highly recommend that you move to North Carolina; you'll stay within the First World in doing so.
Person 1 from New Jersey: But...Myrtle Beach?
Person 2: Was that a question?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1 from New Jersey: Um...Myrtle Beach?
Person 2: I would highly recommend that you move to North Carolina; you'll stay within the First World in doing so.
Person 1 from New Jersey: But...Myrtle Beach?
Person 2: Was that a question?
by James R Clobum June 7, 2023
Get the South Carolinamug. A virtual daycare for maladjusted adults.
A place where people think they are getting properly informed, which is a hubristic joke.
It is impossible to have anything substantive in 280 characters.
A place where people think they are getting properly informed, which is a hubristic joke.
It is impossible to have anything substantive in 280 characters.
Person 1: Did you see the news about Syria on Twitter?
Person 2: "News" on Twitter? Was that a joke?
Person 1: Well I'm verified so if you think that I don't know what I'm talking about, you're the one that's mistaken. I have 589k followers who listen to what I have to say. I'm verified and have never lost an argument of Reddit.
Person 2: Jesus Christ, when was the last time you read a textbook?
Person 2: "News" on Twitter? Was that a joke?
Person 1: Well I'm verified so if you think that I don't know what I'm talking about, you're the one that's mistaken. I have 589k followers who listen to what I have to say. I'm verified and have never lost an argument of Reddit.
Person 2: Jesus Christ, when was the last time you read a textbook?
by James R Clobum April 30, 2020
Get the Twittermug.