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rake yohn 

A religious cult founded in 1999 by (described as self-proclaimed by some) philosopher Rake Yohn. Monthly rituals for the followers of this cult include the burning of mustard, the mixing of various chemicals, and the bizzare practice of "antiquing", in which members throw raw flour at each other. Consequently, the FBI has declared the Followers of Rake Yohn cult to be a potential threat to National Security, though there have been no charges filed to date.
"Authorities have announced that they are keeping a close eye on The Followers of Rake Yohn cult."
-CNN.com, February 10, 2004
rake yohn by James Martin March 10, 2004
someone who acts like god
yous is like bugby
bugby by james martin January 3, 2004