James M.'s definitions

calamari

squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.

Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari."

by James M. May 2, 2003

Balloni

The most retarded way someone could ever misspell the word bologna.

Mommy, I want some balloni please!

by James M. July 3, 2006