James Franks the 3rd's definitions

Noah Wallace

Well let me tel you this, if he were to get drunk and get pulled over, he would not pass the drunk test, especially the one where you have to touch you nose!He also likes to watch porn, and one time he was at the store and someone threw a snow ball, and he got pissed, and the old lady he was helping out thought he had DOWN SYDROME!!!! well that noah wallace for ya!!!!!!!!

Noah: She is a hottie

Mark: really,way you say that Noah

Noah: she has nice butt and stuff

Mark: do you think she is looking for "black dick" (Arab Acsent)

Noah: shut up ass hole!!!

by James franks the 3rd February 6, 2005

Napolean Dynamite

Well he is really kool, but damn, when you have faggot ass bitches doing the catch phrases from the movie al the time its gets so annoying, and you think to your self, once again someone ruined a good blockbuster film!

Guy: hey Napolen hand me some of your tots

Napolean: no go find your own

Guy: i said give me some

Napolean: no i havent ate all freaking day

(guy smashes his pockets whick was full of tator tots)

Napolean: god you freakin suck!

by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005

Grandpa Vandyke

Old man who i saw on TV, but forgot his name, so i call him grandpa, anyways he is cooltits, and he loves hookers. so why not get down with this old fuck!

Ladies and gentlemen, i give you Mr.Vandyke, fuck with him and you'll have a shoe in your ass, and i won't tak you ice fishing!

by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005