James Franks the 3rd's definitions

Chet Gadarick

he died in 1986, he is still alive in my tits, why wont you bark the dog todd,well when will you be done doing the laundry john cena, back off my cat Kurt Angle,oh so thats why my boots are cold and you are way too affraid for my plate job action figure!!!

god: you know what i am sick of you chet

chet: i like Plate jobz

God:just go to hell already

Chet:george straight is my hero

God:ok chet gadarick, its hell fo you!

Chet:woooooooooo

(IN HELL)
Satan: chet bawl to me

Chet: i love you dad

Satan: what fool

Chet: can i scrape your wallet

Satan: god your annoying, your going back on earth!

(ON EARTH)

Chet: what am i going to do now

Mr.Zimmermann: what are you doing chet. we dont do that here! so get over it!

by james franks the 3rd February 26, 2005

Noah Wallace

Well let me tel you this, if he were to get drunk and get pulled over, he would not pass the drunk test, especially the one where you have to touch you nose!He also likes to watch porn, and one time he was at the store and someone threw a snow ball, and he got pissed, and the old lady he was helping out thought he had DOWN SYDROME!!!! well that noah wallace for ya!!!!!!!!

Noah: She is a hottie

Mark: really,way you say that Noah

Noah: she has nice butt and stuff

Mark: do you think she is looking for "black dick" (Arab Acsent)

Noah: shut up ass hole!!!

by James franks the 3rd February 6, 2005

Darlita Shoop

Now she will stitch your blanket if you give her a bath, and she loves to eat frozen pizza,and every now and then she goes out side and talks to herself on thje swing set, and yells, "Loud noises,lets be loud,wooooooooooooo".

Daphie: we should smack the mail man

Clara: you mean like Darlita did, that bitch is crazy!

Daphnie: hell i think Darlita killed that fucking mail man!

by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005