James Franks the 3rd's definitions

Grandpa Vandyke

Old man who i saw on TV, but forgot his name, so i call him grandpa, anyways he is cooltits, and he loves hookers. so why not get down with this old fuck!

Ladies and gentlemen, i give you Mr.Vandyke, fuck with him and you'll have a shoe in your ass, and i won't tak you ice fishing!

by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005

Gloyce Mackana

He loves to pick on salad, and cry wolf everytime RJ Lee picks up the Royce Clayton album, whick feeds of on dead diareha.

holly kunucker fruits, that guy is Gloyce Mackana, i hope he spanks my drummer boy.

by James franks the 3rd January 13, 2005

Rey Mysterio

Not only is he the coolest guy ever to live, but also he is the creator of the hit wrestling move, 619. he was known to be the greatest Cruiser wieght champion of all time. Know it or not, Rey is like a high leaping forg, mess with him he will fuck you up!

Who's that jumping out the sky R-E-Y
Mysterio.....here we go.
When the mask's out the girls they pass out.
The boys just black out better tap out!
Go.....off the top rope so look out below.
And the next thing you know you be on the floor.
What you gonna do when your on ya back.
From a mean body slam ah damn ya wack!
You like, what the heck, all of a sudden this dude sittin' on my neck
Where's the ref?
Straight from the WWE.
Know how much trouble you see, when you face the man of mystery?
Flippin' and spinnin' and doing it fast.
You can't remove the mask
why?.....coz he's kickin' your ass!

by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005