Definitions by Jakob Perry

Matt Van Pelt 

Matthew thinks he’s the shit and lies to his friends to prove himself.

Matt Van Pelt is such a faggot, holy shit

Matt Van Pelt by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019

matt pelt 

Matt Pelt has no friends but thinks he is the shit and will stay a virgin forever.

This guy is more hopeless than matt pelt

matt pelt by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019