Definitions by Jake Thompson 1

Dick Wagon 

A man or Hermaferdite whose penis looks like a red flyer wagon. the sides look as if they are squished like a banana; rounded at the edges and triangular at the head of it.

Mike The Situation is on the outside but hes a total queef nugget and has a Dick Wagon.

Dick Wagon by Jake Thompson 1 December 15, 2010