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Jake Jekel's definitions
patch lurker
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one who hangs out in a
pumpkin patch
to have
intercourse
with the best looking
pumpkins
.
Im
never
hanging out
with Phil again, hes not a patch
lurker
.
by
Jake Jekel
January 17, 2005
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