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The Ram

The name of a white male who thought that he dominated at rapping but in reality he was a horrible rapper. Originating in the midwest where he now resides as a grandpa impersonating hillbilly who sits on his porch in overalls on a rocking chair, while holding a shot gun and talking in language that can not be understood.

Kid 1: Hey, look, there is that retired wannabe rapper sitting on his porch again.
Kid 2: Yeah, isn't he creepy?
The Ram: mmmmmmmmmm yebbanebbanopinkidsjiggidaliggmigg mmmmmmmmm (Which means get the fuck out of my yard you damn kids)

by Jake Hermida March 29, 2008